Gary Doherty
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[edit] Nickames
- Big Doc
- Ginger Pubes
- Large Doc
- That Useless Cunt
- Gary Docherty
[edit] Sweet Jesus How is This Guy A Fucking Footballer?
Born in 1345 in lower-west basingstoke, Gary Doherty is a man who has made something out of nothing with his life.
Despite being devoid of any talent whatsoever and being a bearer of god-awful ginger hair, Gary has since emerged as the finest poker merchant the world has ever seen. Such is his poker ability, Gary is now 5th choice centre back with football club Norwich and sensationally 3rd choice striker with the Republic Of Ireland national team.
How, you might ask, along with the rest of the non-retarded world? A good poker player is able to bluff. Is gary? Well, he's managed to bluff a series of football managers and team-mates into thinking that he is actually a footballer. The finest bluff since the holocaust many learned people have agreed.
Although when you think that the next choice is David Connolly it doesn't seem quite so bad.
[edit] Victims of the famous 'Gary Doherty Bluff'
- Brian Kerr
- Glenn Hoddle
- Mad Mick somehow. Though rumour has it MM picked him to spite Royston Keane.
- Nigel Worthington
- Whoever managed him for Luton
- Someone else who managed him at spurs i'd reckon? George Graham?
[edit] Career Highlights
- Picking up the smuggest wage cheques and signing on fees in history surely
[edit] Career Lowlights
- Injuring Shay Given ahead of the swiss game.
- Having me as a foe.
