GRAND! SLAM!! SUNDAY!!!
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GRAND! SLAM!! SUNDAY!!!' (better known as GSS) is widely-regarded as the greatest day of football ever seen, boasting a huge total of two goals in two matches. Football purists and fans of The Best League In The World around the world petitioned the Prime Minister, the President of FIFA, and the Dalai Lama for all future football fixtures to be cancelled, fearing that the greatness of GSS would never be surpassed.
Why grand slam? Because all four "majors" are in action: Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United. And it really is very exciting. When Richard Keys looked straight into camera on Wednesday night, eyes moist with a kind of glee that can only be described as sensual, and said "Don't forget! It's Grand Slam Sunday!", something primal stirred within me. Could this be the most exciting day in the most exciting league on the most exciting TV channel and, by extension, the most exciting occasion not just in the history of civilisation but in any humanly imaginable future? Quite possibly, yes.
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[edit] Results
- Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool
- Manchester United 0-1 Arsenal
[edit] Trivia
- GSS boasted the most contempt-filled punditry ever seen on British TV, with Roy Keane refusing to even make eye contact with that fucking clown Jamie Redknapp.
[edit] Sequel
Having proved such a success, GSS is to make a return this season, bigger and better than ever !
