Football

From ARFOPEDIA

Football is the most popular sport in the world, having been formed initially for heterosexuals to escape the homosexual worlds of sports such as rugby, wrestling and horse racing.

[edit] Football's season of shame

• Rooney clapping in a referees face
• England doing well managed by a swede
• Footballer Graham Stack found not guilty of rape
• Robin van Rapist destroying the cunt of women all over the Netherlands for a laugh but ending up not being charged with anything
• Footballers being gay
• Russell Hoult having sex
• Sunderland players having sex and filming it
• Guus Hiddink evading tax
• Thierry Henry holding a football in another players face
• Valencia and Inter Milan recreating Heysel.
• Andy Gray uses the word "taxio"
• John Terry and Jody Morris do airplane impressions at Heathrow while utterly wankered on 9/11