Fizzy Drinks

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At first there were still drinks, but people quickly got bored of these, so the Queen decided to add carbonated water to various flavours and mass market them.

[edit] Lucozade

King of the fizzy drink. Has been known to be disliked by fags and the unwosen. The drink of choice for shit, black Celtic managers. Those old massive glass bottles were so fucking wise. Tastes nowhere near as nice from plastic bottles.

Best enjoyed on a sickie from school, with Cadbury's Animals and Programmes for Schools and Colleges for company

[edit] Coca Cola

Originally produced in the early 20th century as a legal version of cocaine. Widely credited with inventing Christmas.

[edit] Pepsi

Weak version of CC(far sweater, less carbonated), arrogantly got an exclusive deal with KFC however. Adverts always weak. Only fizzy drink available where the sugar free diet version is actually nicer than its full sugared brother(Not true in the slightest).

Note to bartenders: When someone asks for a coke [sic] and you only have Pepsi, YES it's ok, just give them a fucking coke [sic] you clueless chump.

[edit] Irn Bru

Beautiful drink drunk only by people north of the border - foolishly ignored by too many in England. Used to be served on draught in Scream pubs. cruelly abolished. Much more CULT in 750ml glass bottle variant, as sold in chip shops.

[edit] Cherry Coke

OK we're talking original cherry coke here, not the crappy new rebranded version that is far too sweet. Basically the king of the spinoffs from CC.

[edit] Tango

Unbelievably sweet, so much sugar in one can your teeth start rotting before drinking it.

"You know when you've been tangoed"

[edit] 7*Up

basically lemon and lime. Actually what is the difference between this and Sprite? I have no idea, except that it is gooder.

[edit] Dr. Pepper

Nobody can accurately describe what this drink tastes like. The label smugly describes itself as "fruit flavoured".

[edit] Orangina

Basically the king of all soft drinks when it comes to nostalgia as anyone who's ever been to France as a kid will agree on/

Having to shake a drink before opening so wise. As with Lucozade and Irn-Bru, the glass bottles more CULT

[edit] Appletiser

Also very nostalgic, the wednesday treat of Appletiser was actually the highlight of many weeks, and almost made trips to great aunt Betty's house bearable.

Now sponsors Friends on E4 xshrug

[edit] Panda Cola

Shove it up your ass mother. DOES NOT taste just normal coke.

[edit] Tizer

Carbonated cough medicine

[edit] Sainsbury's Classic Cola

The first ever supermarket coke knock off that actually tasted good. Sainsbury's smugly were found to have half-inched their recipe from Coca-Cola and had to reformulate. Have not had any for ages so can not say for sure if it still tastes great.

[edit] Club Shandy

A drink occasionally bought when you were 9 years old and thought you were fucking cool because it had a 0.5% alcohol content (later reduced to 0.01%, presumbaly by the PC Brigade). Actually tasted pretty disgusting, which dawned on you by the time you were 10.