Father Ted
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Have mercy on poor Father Ted Crilly. He has so much to contend with when it comes to dealing with the folks of Craggy Island, Ireland. There's Father Dougal McGuire, who is as dimwitted as they come; and then there is Father Jack Hackett who lives for the simple pleasures of life (sleeping, drinking, and swearing). Ted tries to bring stability to his congregation as well as the surreal townspeople of Craggy Island.
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[edit] Idiots who don't like Father Ted
- Mackers
- Steve Hales
[edit] Memorable Quotes
Father Dougal: Did you ever see that film, Ted, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man?
Father Ted: Oh, yes... what was it called...?
Father Dougal: "Out Of Africa", I think. Anyway, your man has the head of the fly and he's chasing his wife all over the place and she's hiding the jam and everything so he won't get stuck in it...
Father Ted: I'll have to stop you there, Dougal.
Father Dougal: Yes, Ted?
Father Ted: No reason. I just have to stop you.
- It's like a big tide of jam, except jam made out of old women
- Ruud Guillit sitting on a shed
- No, we went round by Southern Yemen.
- It's only a bleeeedin' whistle
- I really shouldn't be here
[edit] CULT characters (recurring)
- Bishop Len "Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len Len" Brennan
- Father Dick Byrne
- Father Larry Duff
[edit] CULT characters (one off)
- Father Damo Lennon
- Father Fintan Stack
- Father Jessop aka the most sarcastic priest in Ireland
- Father Liam "The Dancing Priest" Finnegan
- Father Todd Unctuous
[edit] An Interesting Story About Dermot Morgan
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