Fabio Capello

From ARFOPEDIA

Fabio "Jonty" Capello (born 18 June 1646 in San Canzian d'Gaol) is an Italian football manager and former professional player.

He is the current England National Team coach (despite silly spastics on betfair STILL laying him, houses ON imo,) and future HATE FIGURE of the fickle public.

[edit] Those Mistakes In Full

• Being foreign
• Only winning 2-0
• Being a bit boring
• Wearing glasses
• Marrying Vera
• Selling his image rights to Leigh Francis from off of Bo Selecta