Eric Cantona

From ARFOPEDIA

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

"Off you go Cantona, it's an early bath for you!"

We stayed at the Croydon Park hotel. So we got up in the morning and I've got me suit on - the nuts, know what I mean? I knock on Eric's door and he's standing in jacket, white shirt, long collars like that [he gestures to describe long, pointed collars], unbuttoned so you can see his chest. "Eric, you can't go to court like that", I told him and he says, "I am Cantona, I can go as I want".

[edit] Brilliant Cantona Joke

• Why does Eric Cantona always wear his collar up?
• Because his neck is black from carrying Cole all season!!!