El Horse

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A four legged thief, originating in Peru. El Horse loves to skateboard, and has invented three new moves so far in his career (the Nazi Spring, the Trifle, and the Tosser).

El Horse has a long running feud with Murray the Bear, originating after Murray cheated El Horse out of his wife.

[edit] Long Lost Brother

Tristan El Horse. Legendary centre forward who played for Real Madrid between 1890 and 1923 scoring 435 goals.

Had a short spell out of the game due to a really bad case of acne and signed for Bristol Rovers in 1997, where he is still a firm favourite among fans and has scored in excess of 10 league goals.