Diego Maradona

From ARFOPEDIA

Diego Maradona is famous for cheating The Queen in 1986, her majesty however had her revenge shortly after by ordering The Queen's Royal Ninjas to covertly inject cocaine addiction and obesity into his bloodstream while he slept. She had also got another bout of revenge in first in 1982 when she ordered more troops enter English territory The Falklands to stave off the evil spics.

A gifted footballer on the ground he is however mainly noted for his incredible heading ability. A suprisingly good head for a small man.