Devon Malcolm

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Despite being world famous for generally being comically wayward and scattergun with his bowling never ever managed to match the comically wayward and scattergun feats of steve harmison during the 2006/07 ashes and the 2007 windies series. Also never bored anyone to tears with complaints about how much he hated touring and how homesick he was for fucking Newcastle of all places. Also never gave anyone false hope that he was going to go on and be a genuine and consistent world class bowler by stealing the number one spot in the bowling rankings for a couple of weeks early in his career. Also had to put up with Raymond Illingworth. Also didnt have the heart and backbone of a whimpering little girl. Also 9/57 vs the saffers >>>>> 7/12 vs the windies.

Friends with Cornwall Brian and Dorset Kevin