David Lloyd

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David "Bumble" Lloyd is a famous arrogant from Accrington, Lancashire. After an appalling spell in charge of England, Bumble now passes his time handing out arrogance on Sky Sports and charming npower girl Sally.

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[edit] Famous quotes

  • "We've got an email in from Ron 'ere."
  • "It's raining in Reading."
  • "We flippin' murdered 'em."
  • "Skyline's in!"
  • "Engine's running!"
  • "It's all over, start the car."
  • "Commencez la voiture!"
  • "Launch the pedalo!"
  • "This shirt? It's ochre."
  • "They've got me up the crane again."
  • "Wherever around the world you're watching this telecast..."
  • "We've had a great day, we've had the Sugababes!"
  • "Can we have our ball back?"
  • "Reading, which is (waves arm in random direction) over there somewhere."
  • "I were coughing and weezing!"
  • "That's big, that's huge, that's six!"
  • "Could you take away the pain but leave the swelling"
  • "...AND I dropped me fruit salad all down me trousers."
  • Ian Botham: "Where were you last night?"
    David Lloyd: "An oyster bar....apparently it puts lead in your pencil. I don't know about that. I think it only matters if you have got someone to write to."
    • Discussion held between David Lloyd and Ian Botham during the morning session of day two in the Adelaide Test.
  • What's your favourite Boycott anecdote?
    He never rings to ask how you are. He just flies straight in with what he wants. Once he phoned me and said: "Right, we're playing golf in Blackpool. Me and you, Yorkshire and Lancashire, next week." I told him I couldn't do it because I was going fishing. "Fishing? That was always your bloody problem," he said. "Fishing outside off stump." And then he hung up on me!
  • On Dwayne Leverock's catch to dismiss Robin Uthappa: "The fridge has opened... He's flown like a gazelle... The earth shook... Boys, you need another nine wickets - the game isn't over!"

[edit] Famous tweets

  • I have news. If you want a house building get in touch with Siddle (former woodchopper) and Hilfenhaus (brickie).Where's Pattinson for roof?
  • Benedict (statistician) tells me this week is National Shed Week. Don't get shedded!!

[edit] Bands that Bumble has given shoutouts to on air

[edit] Trivia

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