Darts
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[edit] THE RULES
Keep out of the black, and in the red; there's nothing in this game for two in a bed.
[edit] Gooder darts players
- The one that looks like Olly Winkles
- Phil Taylor
- John Part
- Bobby George
- Raymond van Barneveld
[edit] Cunt darts players
- Colin Lloyd
- Peter Manley
- Mervyn Fucking King
- Ted 'The Cunt' Hankey
[edit] BDO
More CULT and thus wins. [this is a true fact (no citation needed)] Had Embassy sponsorship, the Lakeside, and Sid Waddell in the old days; now has Tony Green and John Part who one time took a couple of days off commentating to son Phil Taylor. Also gave the world Jocky Wilson and Dexys Midnight Runners.
[edit] PDC
The shit version where Sky are willing to throw heaps of money at players so that Phil Taylor can hammer different people each year. Not even a proper governing body - calls itself a 'Corporation' as if it's akin to the BBC
