Cristiano Ronaldo

From ARFOPEDIA

Currently plying his trade for Manchester Utd he often gets brutally hacked down by opposing defenders especially when he is in the penalty area. Moves with such grace that the slightest discord in his environment (i.e. a player moving within a 10m radius of him) is enough to make him fall over. However refs don't know this and often fail to award him penalties and freekicks.

Sonned England with a single wink in the 2006 World Cup.

Gay idol.

Best player in the English Premier League this season. Still retains cunt status in spite of this.

“Maybe someone does not like me.... maybe it's because I'm too good?”