Crisps
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Simply the king of snacks. Crisps were invented by Shakin' Stevens in 1977 and presented to The Queen in honour of her silver jubilee.
Because they are made from the potato, crisps are only available in Ireland on the black market.
Originally only available in standard ready salted flavour, the popularity of the crisps were such that crisp manufacterers were soon falling over themselves to give the public the widest range of flavours and novelty shapes possible. Here are the very best of those flavours.
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[edit] Scampi and Lemon Nik-Naks
Similar to marmite in the sense that people either love them or hate them, except marmite is shit. Made by Golden Wonder, who once rather senselessly stopped making the fishy delights. This travesty was short lived however, a campaign of arson attacks by an ENRAGED public finally making the manufacterers see sense. Since being brought back, the government have made them an A listed snack, meaning they are now guaranteed to be around forever.
[edit] Roast Beef Monster Munch
Absolutely awesome. Look i will save us a long pointless debate by stating now as a fact that roast beef was far more tasty and arrogant than any other MM flavour. By a mile.[this is a true fact (no citation needed)]
Yet another crisp stupidly cast aside by its makers, only to be brought back when the powers that be stopped being spastics. You can see from the above picture that Walkers had the sheer fucking nerve to call them "new" when they brought them back. During this inexplicable blackout fans of RBMM could find solace of a kind in the 10p delight that was Roast Beef Space Raiders.
Anyone who doesnt like Roast Beef Monstermunch is a homosexual and a traitor.[this is a true fact (no citation needed)]
[edit] Frazzles
Bacon = fb. crisps = fb. Bacon crisps = ffb
Frazzles have the added delight of lasting long after youve eaten them by virtue of your burps smelling like pig for hours afterwards.
[edit] Chipsticks
simply the most moreish of all cereal based snacks, Smiths Chipsticks essentially demand that the consumer munch them like a beaver sonning a treetrunk. Vampire impressions are also mandatory.
[edit] Cheesy Wotsits
Taste of artificial colours and flavourings. Full of E-number goodness. Not to be consumed before wanking.
[edit] Tesco cheese and onion
the crack cocaine of crisps[this is a true fact (no citation needed)]
[edit] McCoys Ham and Mustard
Probably the best crisps ever, apart from
[edit] Walker Sensations
vinegar and onion > thai sweet chilli > lamb & spices > sea salt and cracked black pepper > cheese and onion > oven roasted chicken. It says a lot about how fucking AWESOME Walkers Sensations are that chicken flavour are in fact probably the worst ones.
[edit] Disco's Salt and Vinegar
Quite possibly the most saltish and vingerish crisp ever invented(close contender would be squares). Actually designed to slice open the sides of your mouth as you crammed in the delectable disc shaped snack allowing the copious amounts of salt and vinegar to infest your mouth wounds and cause you great deals of pain. worth it though tbf.
[edit] Quavers
Were great then the foil packed age came in they just didnt seem to taste the same?
[edit] Snaps
Tomato flavoured crisp with a cheeky little dragon on the front of the packet. Kind of crisp that you go years without eating then buy a packet and remember just how awesome they are. then never buy a packet for ages again.
[edit] Pringles
Anything endorsed by this smug is worthy of a crown
