Craig Bellamy

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Abusive text-messager, chav romeo and part time goalscoring superstar hero. Keyhole surgeon's wet dream. Frequently uses his extreme arrogance to pass the time when injured.

Doesn't sign for shit football clubs

[edit] Not shit football clubs Bellamy has signed for

Norwich City, Coventry City, Newcastle United, Blackburn Rovers, Liverpool FC, West Ham United, Glasgow Celtic

[edit] Animals Bellamy looks like

• A Rat

• Fat meerkat