Channel 4 cricket commentary team

From ARFOPEDIA

Geoffrey Boycott - greatest living englishman who enjoys bullying young Asian hopefuls during the lunch breaks and taunting Aussies who have just taken a wicket off a no ball.

Mark Nicholas - dare one to say he could be an irritating aids deserving homosexual who enjoys the smile of Brett Lee and employs a series of annoying catchphrases which make the listener want to pound him till he's dead? crackerjack.

Michael Slater - a likeable Aussie, a rare breed.

Simon Hughes - hidden away in a dark box, possibly because he talks a lot of rubbish. seems to have beef with Slater and Atherton.

Michael Atherton - 90s legend who along with Alec Stewart and Darren Gough displayed more bottle than the rest of the shambles of a team put together. now a pretty good commentator.

Tony Greig - horrifically bad commentator, except when paired with Boycott.

Richie Benaud - a legend of the commentary world. just retired from commentating in England, possibly a good thing as he seemed to be losing his marbles near the end, best shown by an incident during the third test where he went "mmmmmmmmmm" for no apparent reason.

Dermot Reeve - quit/sacked in early 2005 when he confessed to commentating whilst on cocaine. Had beef with practically ever other commentator.