Ceefax the cat

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[edit] Disclaimer

Hello, I'd just like to point out that the "CeefaxTheCat" who posts on here is some kind of bizarre impostor, and has nothing to do with the "ceefax the cat" from the SI Games forums. Because that's me, the guy who originally used the name. I suppose I'm flattered that this unimaginative dolt has stolen my name, though slightly confused.

• subsequent to this, I cannot see any way in which using "ceefax the cat" as a username all over the fucking internets would be humorous in the slightest.
• use the discussion page you fucking cretin

[edit] About Ceefax

utter, utter pseudo-intellectual CUNT.

monitors his own arfopedia entry and tries to delete it during quiet periods

cries when accused of this (see above)

also a drug-addled cunt.

has cracked the 4-4-2.

[edit] Classic Ceefax Quotes

• "Don't know about anyone else, but I was absolutely delighted with Newcastle tonight. They played with a wonderfully clear, direct mentality, very positive and very efficient. The perfect antidote to last season's constant dithering.

Emre and Parker will be revelations this year.

I'm extremely happy for Souness to be the manager for the next season, if only because we KNOW that whoever comes in next will inherit a strong side, with a balanced squad. Say what you like about his man-management, tactical awareness etc.... Souness is doing a great job as a team builder.

Delighted."

• "I'm finding the 5-1-5-1 formation (impressively recognised in my 'preferred formation') quite fulfilling. It allows me to play a quick, short passing game with lots of midfielders breaking into the box, which can lead to some cracking goals."

• Ivory Coast 5 - 0 U.S.A.

The gulf in class brings home to me exactly how unlikely I am to win anything with the U.S., so I resign.

• "Now I'm listening to the Bee Gees and the wall is dripping. And I can honestly say, for the first time in my life, it's probably going to be a back three."

• "I just heard this album all the way through the first time, and it gave me a nasty, jealous thrill.

When I heard "Grace Kelly" I was a little bit scared - Dear me, I thought, this man has an exceptional voice and has trotted out a surefire number 1, just like that. I couldn't get that b@stard hook out of my head for days. The last single isn't exactly un-catchy either, plus it shows off his ridiculously good falsetto - much better than Jake Shears.

Thank God his album wasn't amazing, because I don't know, I hate seeing other people do what I do, but better. For the record, I'm better on the piano than him. But his voice is tremendous."

• "Grace Kelly is a stupendous pop song mind."