Carlton Palmer

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Lanky motor-neurone deficient England midfielder. Allegedly raped Wlleiotl in the public toilets at Alton Towers. Best known for being part of Graham Taylor's dream midfield:

Sinton - Hodge - Palmer - Daley

Famous for having an absolute rot of a first touch and having lips which have their own government.

Fucked Stockport County over then apparently broke down on radio after being sacked.

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