CULT FA Cup XI

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1 BEASANT, Dave "John Aldridge"
2 LINIGHAN, Andrew
5 YOUNG, Willie
6 MORAN, Kevin
7 ALLEN, Paul
8 PORTERFIELD, "Ian"
4 HUTCHISON, Tommy "No, it was the same end twice"
3 RADFORD, Ronnie
10 SMITH, Gordon
9 HOUCHEN, Keith
11 CORK, Alan

[edit] Substitutes

12 ESSANDOH, Roy
13 SEALEY, Les
14 SANCHEZ, Lawrie
15 BUZAGLO, Tim
16 ALDRIDGE, John "Dave Beasant"

[edit] Backroom Staff

Joint Managers: George Curtis and John Sillett

Build-up: Starting the Night Before, continues right up until kickoff
Suits: "Spice Boys" White
Ground: Villa Park or Hillsborough
Commentator: John Motson, in his sheepskin, in the snow.
Reporters: Gerald Sinstadt and Sue "Shit!" Thearle
Replay: Tuesday week (and then every Tuesday or Wednesday until one team wins in 90 minutes)