Brian Deane
From ARFOPEDIA
The original Ade Akinbiyi. Scorer of the first ever Premiership goal, a penalty against Manchester United. Picked three times for the England national team. Stiffest ever footballer when he amusingly turned out for Sunderland. Most famous for appearing in a fucking arrogant number of CULT XIs on Arfopedia.
[edit] Goodest Expression
- "What the fuck am I doing in Portugal?"
