Barry Davies

From ARFOPEDIA

Best known for his classic commentaries on stareout. When occasionally taking time out from this demanding requirement, Davies was best known as a football commentator for always assuming that a forrin player lying on the ground was faking injury, even if said forrin player had a leg pointing in the wrong direction.

Noted for not only being able to talk shit on several live sports but also provide top quality commentary for the now defunct Actua Soccer series of videogames.

His favourite job seems to be women's gymnastics.