BBB

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Fucking disgusting OTF user. Potentially a chink and most certainly a lazy manc scumbag. Fat, greasy haired, spotty wretch, and I bet he fucking stinks of piss too. Just disgusting, have a wash you mess. Even has the cheek to ask for a donation for a 10k run (which is only for people with breasts iirc?), would be better if he did a sponsored weight loss tbh imo.

Utter utter cunt.

And a pirate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLDIhhBcX0

Without doubt, the ugliest person ever seen. Grotesque. Look at his fat, fucking chops.

Also a complete mug, as you will see by the last section.

Has no real-life friends. Has yet to lose his virginity (to a woman anyway). Licks Nick OGS20's (another smug, heartless cunt) balls WAY too much. Has an IQ of around 5. Hangs around with ugly losers with no life, such as Rcjuk. Is the least independent person on the planet. NEVER has his own opinion.

Hang yourself immediately. What size are his fucking trousers - marquee?

Contents 1 Sample of BBB's OTF Posts 2 BBB's Mongo Quotes 3 Looks like: 4 Name Looks like but this does not mean he is anywhere near as good as: 5 Sonning by Tim2 6 BBB's mongo LiveJournal 7 Sample of his LiveJournal Quotes 8 The mugging of BBB in Barcelona

[edit] Sample of BBB's OTF Posts

• "YAS"
• "lol mart"
• "haha dave"
• "fuck me neil"
• "good one steve"
• "awww ul scousers :*("
• "going to the meetup barry?"
• utter cunt
• "agree with mike here"
• "wtf is that davros? :D"
• utter
• "yeah john, so true"
• "nathan SUCH a mong"
• "\o/\o/\o/\o/ ravioli on toast ifb paul \o/\o/\o/\o/
• ":***************************************)"
• cuntchops
• "COME ONE UNITED"
• "CHAMPIONS"
• "FIVE TIMES"

and so on.

[edit] BBB's Mongo Quotes

• "Thought it was utterly fantastic, ripping the chickens head off had me in stitches." re: Peep Show when Mark has gone out hunting game birds.
• "I'm not fat tbh"
• "sick of being a tubby bastard"
• "[Adam] Sandler ifb. happy gilmore also ace"
• "wise wise, whatever have you done
• "That is fucking amazing"
• " What he said"

you've put leeds in division one

you won't win a cup

you won't win a shield

your biggest match will be huddersfield"

• prong: "Your threads are hardly a bastion of greatness xthup"

BBB "you're. dumbass."

• (note: all the following quotes refer to the appearance on the internets of a picture which supposedly shows John Arne Riise's monthly payslip - Ed)
  • "it is real"
  • "trust me it's real"
  • "Trust me, I'm certain. 100% in fact"
  • [Seriously though, you don't think claiming that is a bit, er, stupid?] "er no, not when it's fact"
  • "anyway I know it's fact so drop it."
  • "the wage slip possibly might have been photoshopped but the address is definitely his" (wait, I thought it was real? - Ed)
  • "either way I'm not overly arsed. Why would anyone fake it though? Surely you'd pick someone better?"

[edit] Looks like:

[edit] Name Looks like but this does not mean he is anywhere near as good as:

• BBC
• 888
• BB

[edit] Sonning by Tim2

After BBB's bullish and frankly annoying insistence that John Arne Riise's payslip was real and that he had 'ways of knowing these things', Tim2 achieved new levels of smug. He phoned BBB's boss to inform him that his employee had been using the company's database to look up the addresses of professional footballers, causing BBB to just about lose his job. Nice work Tim2! (hh)

[edit] BBB's mongo LiveJournal

In 2005, BBB had the audacity to think that any normal person would honestly give a flying fuck about what was happening in his life. He was wrong. No-one gave a shit, but yet he still continued to post ramblings and incoherent shit.

Anyone who had the misfortune of reading his page promptly committed suicide straight after.

BBB's LiveJournal is believed to have the same earthly relevance on Bozz's Giveashitometer as Graham 'The Living Undead' Spencer's own web page, aka RIP John Peel's circlejerk wankathon.

[edit] Sample of his LiveJournal Quotes

• "Met Nick around 12ish and headed for the Christmas Market, had a Bratwurst (German Sausage) and fucking hell, awesome, SO nice"
• "It's the rest of this week and then next week and then its on the floor, taking CALLS. I reallllllly can't wait."
• "It was so annoying ESPECIALLY when Mother Theresa died the same week and got FUCK ALL press even though she did 999746456597464 more than "Englands rose" ever did"

[edit] The mugging of BBB in Barcelona

"Was having a great time too, loads of United in an Irish bar, well on my way to getting drunk with Jonny and James and the lads we were with, Riise scored one of the best own goals I've ever seen, I made the fatal mistake of heading off to the food place (OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS FOR ONE SECOND LOLZ!!1) on my own, had my wallet in my chest coat pocket and was walking down the street when two lads came up to me shouting MANCHESTER and trying to hug me, I knew what they were trying to do I pushed one of them away and the other one smacked me in the face.

Only after they'd gone did I realise they had taken my wallet, walked back to the bar and got 2 of the lads to come with me to see if we could find them/anything, found bits from my wallet (old train tickets etc), went back to the bar and got Dale to take me back to the hostel, went on the net to get the consulate details and to email united to see if they could do anything."

Stupid AND a fat cunt. There's the proof. No condoms in your wallet, Martin? No?