Arsenal

From ARFOPEDIA

Most famous club in London, dismissed South London because it is shit and moved to the far superior Northern part of the capital. Played at Highbury until 2006 before deciding to award themselves a shiny new stadium.

lost to Dan Smith

[edit] Famous wins

1989: Liverpool 0-2 Arsenal - "Its up for grabs now !"

1993: Sheffield Wednesday 1-2 Arsenal - Andy Linighan's broken nose so grotesque. Mark Bright so dismissed.

1994: Parma 0-1 Arsenal - Alan Smith so wise, Tomas Brolin so robbed.

1998: Manchester United 0-1 Arsenal - Overmars so wise

2002: Manchester United 0-1 Arsenal - Wiltord so wise

2002: Chelsea 0-2 Arsenal - "It's only Ray Parlour"

2003-04: Went the whole league season unbeaten - Every fucking player so wise

2006: Manchester United 0-1 Arsenal - Adebayor so wise

2007: Arsenal 2-1 Manchester United - Last minute winners so wise.

[edit] Cult Arsenal players

• Perry Groves

• Anders Limpar

• David Hillier

• Gus Caesar

• Gilles Grimandi

• Christopher Wreh

• Andy Linighan

• Steve Morrow

• Stefan Malz

• Silvinho

• Niall Quinn

• Michael Thomas

• Kaba Diawara

[edit] Miscellaneous Cult

• That screaming woman in the north bank at Highbury

• The Highbury squirrel

• Three goalkeepers winning title medals in 01/02

• Nayim

• The North Bank mural (featuring only white faces)

• Highbury Highs

• Bribing their way into the top division at the expense of jews and then never leaving