Andrew Flintoff

From ARFOPEDIA

[edit] Reasons why Freddie rules

• the third day at edgbastion

• strutting around London in front of millions absolutely PISSED

• "He said he would trade it all in to do what I do. He's very passionate about singing, so I said, 'Let's get together'. He's a big karaoke man and he loves crooning"
  • Opera singer Jon Christos reveals that Andrew Flintoff, who he will coach at singing, would give up cricket for his other passion

• drawn on glasses and TWAT (courtesy HARMISON, Steve)

• won a motorbike

• smugly shrugged off the mantle of being the new Ian Botham by winning a test as captain, and despite being sonned in this Ashes series will always have a better record than Botham as a result.

• Knows how to operate a pedalo

[edit] Reasons why Freddie has fallen off

• demanded that Paul Collingwood be dropped.