2006 World Cup

From ARFOPEDIA

Was basically fucking great. Countless numbers of clueless, disabled, whinging cunts are utterly wrong. So fuck them.

Contents 1 Highlights 2 First Round 3 Second Round 4 Quarter Finals 5 Semi Finals 6 Final 7 Links

[edit] Highlights

[edit] First Round

• The Togo national anthem being dismissed, South Korea's national anthem was played twice instead.
• 3 players being sent off in the Italy v USA match.
• "EQUALISER!"
• "Christopher Columbus was born there for goodness sake!"
• Graham Poll making a fool of himself and giving a player three yellow cards in one game before deciding to send him off.
• THAT Ghana player trying to emulate THAT Zaire player and Jamie Carragher by taking a penalty while the keeper was still chatting to the linesman.
• Cambiasso's goal following a move that featured 226 passes, a 147 break, a 9 dart finish, a Nobel Peace Prize and the eradication of illiteracy from 3 small semi-autonomous nations.

[edit] Second Round

• Ghana player so angry at an offside decision he dismissed making a clearance, decided to whack the ball at the linesman instead.
• 4 players being sent off in the Portugal v Holland match
• A two handed push ON AN OPPONENT amazingly and shamefully goes unpunished
• Cronaldo dismissed by Khalid Boulahrouz

[edit] Quarter Finals

• The Hargreaves twins single-handedly take 10-man England to penalties against Portugal.

[edit] Semi Finals

• Cronaldo being dismissed
• GOOOOOOOLLLLL! GOOOOOOOOL! GOOOOOOOL! GROSSO! GROSSO! GOOOOOOOLL! GOL DI GROSSO! GOL DI GROSSO! GOL DI GROSSO! MANCA UN MINUTO! MANCA UN MINUTO! GOL DI GROSSO! GOL DI GROSSO! GOL DI GROSSO! INCREDIBLE! INCREDIBLE! SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO! SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO! GOL DI GROSSO!

[edit] Final

• ZIDANE

[edit] Links

• Owen Hargreaves' World Cup 2006 Archive!
  • Please note that this may contain ironic criticism of Owen Hargreaves prior to the tournament from people who have always been his biggest fans